WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

A collection of greatest hits from my friend Jay and I's discord messages.

What's up with the obsession with Dracula?

We're both card-carrying members of the Vampire Fuckers club. Jay specifically means the Dracula from Vampire The Masquerade. I mean Dracula Dracula because I'm not a pussy.

Are you two OK?

No.

Does Jay know about this page?

Yes, they encouraged me to make it.

Why'd you censor the first image?

Oh, you know.

Why are there multiple Deez Nuts jokes?

Jay keeps falling for them and it makes me laugh that they never see them coming.

Who is Jay? Does he have a Neocities?

A real life, actual lobster. And no, not yet. I'm trying to bully him into making one though.

None of this is funny.